This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for viagra. How do I stop all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a real email for once.
- Maybe someday this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your lame junk mail for things I don't even need. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
Shut Down This Junk You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Stupid Emails
You believe you're so read more smart, sending out your garbage to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Texts
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.